Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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