Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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