But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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