i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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