wat bout pragnant strippers??
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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