walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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