i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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