No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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