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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.

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(316): View more from Kansas

My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him

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(716): View more from New York

Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..

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