i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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