you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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