Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
third nipple confirmed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?