the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Randomize
