just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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