his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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