you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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