i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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