just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You can't just leave with hair like that
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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