Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
