i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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