yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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