So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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