Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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