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(248): View more from Michigan

sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.

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(312): View more from Illinois

dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.

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(706): View more from Georgia

My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.

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(212): View more from New York

Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?

(920): View more from Wisconsin

Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.

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