i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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