My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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