You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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