Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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