You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
that's an acceptable place to lick
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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