He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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