lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
