12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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