are you still at the devil's house?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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