If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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