That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack