If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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