My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
