so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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