He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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