Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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