no you cant smoke seaweed
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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