she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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