hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
