Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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