I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
operation have a gay friend backfired
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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