IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.