So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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