Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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