The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like