I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.