i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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