i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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