I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i need to put some appletini on your dick
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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