Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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