Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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