Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
did i just pee glitter
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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